Category: Rants

Stop Resizing My Browser

I’ve written a program called, “Stop Resizing My Browser!”, where once installed on your computer, it will detect if a stupid website tries to resize your browser. If a website does try, this program will hijack that website and redirect it to the Hampsterdance site. An email will be sent to the technical contact, and…


Janet Jackson Exposing Herself

A lot of people are wondering why so many people, the media, parents, and so on, are making a big fuss over the matter of Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake performing a publicity stunt. Justin rips off a section of Janet’s corset to reveal her breast during half-time of the Superbowl. Both CBS and MTV…


Evolution Is Offensive, Your Honor

In an article on MSNBC, they state that Georgia wants to strike out the word “evolution” in schools to “biological changes over time.” I object, your honor, I surpassed puberty many years ago. It was horrifying, and the biological changes over me in time was similar to the black plague. One must really wonder, what…


StarProse And Spamming

Have you been noticing an annoying referrer showing up in your referrals, with the address of www.starprose.com? I have too, and decided to dig into the site to see why it keeps showing up in my referrals, even though they haven’t referred to my site at all anywhere. It turns out they’re using a program…