I’ve written a program called, “Stop Resizing My Browser!”, where once installed on your computer, it will detect if a stupid website tries to resize your browser. If a website does try, this program will hijack that website and redirect it to the Hampsterdance site. An email will be sent to the technical contact, and in large letters, it will say, “STOP RESIZING MY BROWSER!”

I’ll release the program once I get a patent from the patent office, and maybe a bagel too. This message was brought to you by the inspiration to this post, Pirated Sites.