Answers.com has a page up all about me. You see, I’m the wise llama on the top of the mountain wise men seek for the answers to all their difficult questions. Just the other day, my roommate asked me a wise question:

Roommate: “Why do you leave the toilet lid up?”
Me: “Because I’m male?”

So if you have any questions for me, leave them in the comments, I’ll answer them for you.