I’ve drank nothing but Pepsi for over 5 years, and this year I have made a vow to quit this addiction and reclaim control over my body. I’ve tried to quit numerous times, but ended up breaking down and buying Pepsi. I’d stay off of it for a week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks, and one time 2 months. What draws me back is that I could never find an equal alternative that wasn’t bad for me, or expensive.

I’m currently on my first week of quitting Pepsi. After doing this so often, I’d discovered that I exhibit random odd behavior. For example, last night I woke up outside next to a fire hydrant, which I was promptly peeing on. Occasionally I’ll yell out random obscenities out of the blue for no reason. Today I cried during a Geico commercial. A couple of days ago I found myself eating crumpled up paper with salt and pepper sprinkled on them.

Anyways, anyone got a Pepsi and live 5 minutes away?