You know you’re a computer geek like me when:

• you get excited when you get mouse feet for your ailing mouse.
• you start using the * wildcard on government and tax forms.
• you try to figure out how to code the fridge using DIVS & CSS only.
• you can claim you played Dark Age of Camelot for 19 and a half hours non-stop.
• the computer makes a sudden weird noise, you know exactly what’s wrong.
• someone says “802.11n“, you smile happily.
• you tried unsuccessfully to sell your mom to the slave market for an iPod.
• you have fond memories of the “tracert” DOS command.
• playing Doom the first time is the highlight of your life.
• all the letters/symbols on your keyboard have been faded off completely for years.
• you don’t freak out when someone types to you that they need a new skin.