Have you ever had a nightmare where you have a crush on all the wrong kinds of women? Yea, I just woke up from one such nightmare. I think this coming New Year’s, I’m going to have to restructure myself, because clearly I’m doing something wrong with my life. Instead of choosing the path on the right like I always do, I’ll choose the left. Instead of saying yes, I’m going to say no. Instead of stepping forward, I’m going to step to the side and then step forward twice and then backwards once. I also need to mold my opinions into a theme, so I know where my thoughts lie on the matter, instead of lying to myself and being confused by those lies and then figure out the truth.

Perhaps this is what a mid-life crisis feels like. I hope 2004 is more interesting than 2003.