Now here’s something you don’t hear everyday. An Indian man who claims divine inspiration says he has survived 68 years without eating, drinking or relieving himself, baffling doctors who are unable to prove him an imposter. 400 doctors put him under survellience for 10 days, and were baffled to see that he wouldn’t eat, drink, nor relieve himself in that time span. They can’t prove he has done it for 68 years, but if a man can go 10 days, that’s a feat in itself.

Divine or not, that is a personal hell for me. Good food and drink are the one constants in my life that brings happiness.