After seeing those commercials of women going into orgasmic bliss (YES! YES! OH YES!) while using Herbal Essence shampoo, I decided to grab some today and see what effect it has on men, if any. I took a shower tonight, and it didn’t make me scream out “yes” multiple times, or shake my head in…
KKK Still Inducts Stupid People
Here’s proof that the KKK are still going after extremely stupid people. During an intiation ceremony (and I use that term loosely), a 45 year old moron fired a bullet into the air, which promptly came down out of the sky and hit the new blindfolded KKK member, a 24 year old moron, right in…
Man, No Food Or Drink In 68 Years
Now here’s something you don’t hear everyday. An Indian man who claims divine inspiration says he has survived 68 years without eating, drinking or relieving himself, baffling doctors who are unable to prove him an imposter. 400 doctors put him under survellience for 10 days, and were baffled to see that he wouldn’t eat, drink,…
Dixie Chicks Still Spewing
Natalie Maines, singer (and I use that term loosely) of Dixie Chicks, is still spewing and spouting about the war in Iraq and how we were misled, even though she and her group got boycotted, for stating that she’s ashamed that President Bush is from Texas. Okay, that in itself was one of those “WTF?”…